the REAL me.

Yes. This entry is dedicated for talking cock. And showing some cock pictures too. Not literally, though. And I just have the sudden urge to say that I bet Gervinn can't view my blog now (not that he does so in the first place) because his mum has family filter for his internet connection, so I bet it filters out the word "cock". Well anyway, here goes..

Today was supposed to be our off-in-lieu for the Formation Anniversary Parade, but all of us had to attend a compulsory "company retreat". And I thought they taught us that Our Army NEVER retreats. We only retrograde. Hoho. Okay fine, I know this "retreat" means a different thing, but well, I'm just talking cock here. But anyway, at least it was quite a constructive day, and I had quite some fun at night. And I bet Yuheng will love this post, since there are so many pictures. Here goes:


Guess whose big butt the left one is.. (You can guess the small butt on the left if you like..)


Akira with his cute little 10-year-old brother, Akida. Happy Family!


Coy 2IC with his wife & daughter. Yet another Happy Family!!


Here's another clue to the identity of the butt owners..


Shing just went Siloso Beach to suntan. Let's compare it with Kah Meng's indoor tan..


Check out the bee hoon dropping out from Zhee Loong's mouth..


Yes!! The butt belongs to Alvin Toh!! (And Eddie, if you actually bothered about the insignificant butt..)


Girls would definitely be sad to see that the "I can get a girlfriend with just one phone call" Rui Qiang has actually fallen for Eddie..


It's amazing what you can do by taking a photo of section 3 without Victor..


..and then taking a photo of Victor..


..and then edit them with Photoshop. Yes, it could have looked better, but I can't be bothered to put in too much effort.


Last photo of the day. Various specs from the company leaving together. (Yes I know.. Aldrin & Choon Teck don't wear specs..)


And so, the company retreat ended on a high note. Except for the part where Issey decided to forsake us at the last minute as he had to fetch his girlfriend and did not have enough fuel to make the additional trip, which ended up in some of us having to take taxi to the MRT. Actually, I wasn't really that pissed with Issey. It's just that I got to see the ugly side of SOME PEOPLE. And I can't blame them, because I might have done the same thing. But it just didn't feel right, so i guess I wouldn't have done it after all. Not unless it was a mutual agreement or something. But well, what matters is, we had a fun day. And it'll be one of those memories I will be able to look back upon after our departure.
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