the REAL me.

I came up with this law some time ago, but I just came up with a name for it so I decided to blog about it now. I was intending to call it a theory at first, but then I decided it's more of a law since it's definitely always true.

So anyway, "Filbert's Law of Deliverance Assumption" states that when someone allows himself/herself to get into an undesirable situation, he/she assumes that he/she will be able to return to his/her original state, or even better. Perhaps "deliverance" isn't such a good word, but i wanted something more sophisticated than "recovery" for my law.

Well anyway, this law can be applied in many different situations. The one that most guys who have gone through NS can relate to is that of outfield experience. When we go outfield for an exercise, there is the underlying assumption that we will be able to return to camp at the end of it all and wash up after being dirty for days. Another situation is that when we go swimming, we assume that our bags will not get stolen and we will be able to get dressed again. When we shit, we assume that the toilet paper will be enough for us to clean our asshole. (I didn't really feel like using this word, but I can't think of a simile. Oh! Anus.. oh well..) When we bathe, we assume that the water will not stop running and you suddenly find yourself covered in soap and unable to wash it off. When you take the lift, you assume that the lift will not spoil and trap you inside for hours.

There's still many instances I can add on to the list above, but I suppose that's enough. If you agree or disagree with my law, please comment! =D
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