the REAL me.

No, I'm not here to make an announcement on my blog. I just decided to blog about something interesting I just remembered from my primary school days. So anyway, when I was in... lower primary, I think, we had those sentence construction homework. So we were supposed to construct a sentence with the word "announced". I think what was expected of us was something like.. "The teacher announced the results to the students." But what one of my friends, Qingxi, (whom I've long lost contact with,) gave the sentence: "The announcer announced the announcement." And then he was marked wrong, because that wasn't what the teacher wanted. But I didn't see anything wrong with the sentence. It makes perfect logical sense. And it was quite intelligent, I must say. So anyway, I thought of the following similar sentences too:

"The runner ran the run."

"The singer sang the song."

"The lover loved the love."

"The worker worked the work."

"The dancer danced the dance."

"The prison imprisoned the prisoners."

"The cyclist cycled the cycle?"

"The priest pleased the.. prism?"

"The pope poked the.. pokemon?"

"The brother brushed the.. bra?"

And last but not least..

"The f***er f***ed the..... other f***er."

Well anyway, that's all for this entry. Enough crap. In fact, more than enough. At this rate, I won't have any way to salvage my reputation anymore. Lol..
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