Monday, July 09, 2007
Overly Weird Questions.
Well, this was supposed to be the main topic of my previous post, but NDP took up the bulk of the post, (In fact, all of it.) so I had to blog a separate entry for this. Before that, let me first bitch a little. I was on the MRT to City Hall today, and right from the moment I entered the train door, I smelled a scent. I won't exactly call it an odour, but I didn't really enjoy the smell of that perfume. It smelled like strawberry, I think. So anyway, I have this book about farts. The book says that "All farts are like good perfumes. They stop smelling after about two minutes." But I could smell it for a good 15 minutes, all the way from Sembawang to Bishan. Definitely not a good perfume. And the best part is, I couldn't figure out where the scent was coming from, so I couldn't get away from it.
So anyway, DISCLAIMER: This entry contains sexually explicit content and is unsuitable for immature audiences. Please do not read if you.. don't want to read.
Well anyway, I was being my usual kaypo self and was asking He Qian certain personal questions. And then I realized I was kind of asking too many questions already so I told him to ignore my last question. And he said it was okay because at least my questions were not overly weird. So I asked him what's considered overly weird and he said he won't know until someone asks him.
So that started me thinking about all the weird questions I've been asked before. I think the weirdest question I've been asked before (or at least I found it super weird at the time I was asked,) is.. if I do something called.. let's just call it "Sam's Happy Time". I assume most people would have watched the Transformers movie by now, so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out what I'm talking about here. So anyway, I found it extremely weird at the time I was asked because I've never been asked such a question before and they asked it as if it's an everyday conversation topic. By the way, it was asked by some of my canoeing teammates. I suppose it's not a surprising question to ask in their secondary school, since all of them were from The Chinese High School. Yes, I was the only guy from our batch not from there.
So anyway, I suppose I need not spell out the answer here. But the surprising thing is, Hanjie never masturbated!! (omg.. I let the cat out of the bag.. lol..) Err.. Well, it was a rather funny incident. I still remember we were at Marina Square GV, going to watch some movie, and we went to the toilet and he was asking us to teach him how to do it, albeit jokingly. Though I think he was serious about never having done it before. Though I'm not too sure if he'd tried it ever since.
Okay, enough about masturbating. It's like an open secret. Something that many people do, yet no one talks about openly. So anyway, another weird question I've been asked before is if I'm gay. I was asked by Ying ying, actually. She's from St Nick's, and she claimed that it's a very common question over there to ask if one is "straight or crooked". And there happens to be some other instances of others asking me too. And I've somewhat ran out of innovative replies. Below are a few that I've used:
"I'll only be gay if you're a lesbian."
"Maybe I'm bisexual, but definitely not gay."
"Yes, I'm gay, and happy, elated, ecstatic, etc.."
"Oh my god! How did you know!?" *acts surprised*
Heh, I guess I act too childish already.. Not man enough for my age. But anyway, I suppose these 2 are the weirdest questions I've been asked before. Lol.. Till next time..
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So anyway, DISCLAIMER: This entry contains sexually explicit content and is unsuitable for immature audiences. Please do not read if you.. don't want to read.
Well anyway, I was being my usual kaypo self and was asking He Qian certain personal questions. And then I realized I was kind of asking too many questions already so I told him to ignore my last question. And he said it was okay because at least my questions were not overly weird. So I asked him what's considered overly weird and he said he won't know until someone asks him.
So that started me thinking about all the weird questions I've been asked before. I think the weirdest question I've been asked before (or at least I found it super weird at the time I was asked,) is.. if I do something called.. let's just call it "Sam's Happy Time". I assume most people would have watched the Transformers movie by now, so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out what I'm talking about here. So anyway, I found it extremely weird at the time I was asked because I've never been asked such a question before and they asked it as if it's an everyday conversation topic. By the way, it was asked by some of my canoeing teammates. I suppose it's not a surprising question to ask in their secondary school, since all of them were from The Chinese High School. Yes, I was the only guy from our batch not from there.
So anyway, I suppose I need not spell out the answer here. But the surprising thing is, Hanjie never masturbated!! (omg.. I let the cat out of the bag.. lol..) Err.. Well, it was a rather funny incident. I still remember we were at Marina Square GV, going to watch some movie, and we went to the toilet and he was asking us to teach him how to do it, albeit jokingly. Though I think he was serious about never having done it before. Though I'm not too sure if he'd tried it ever since.
Okay, enough about masturbating. It's like an open secret. Something that many people do, yet no one talks about openly. So anyway, another weird question I've been asked before is if I'm gay. I was asked by Ying ying, actually. She's from St Nick's, and she claimed that it's a very common question over there to ask if one is "straight or crooked". And there happens to be some other instances of others asking me too. And I've somewhat ran out of innovative replies. Below are a few that I've used:
"I'll only be gay if you're a lesbian."
"Maybe I'm bisexual, but definitely not gay."
"Yes, I'm gay, and happy, elated, ecstatic, etc.."
"Oh my god! How did you know!?" *acts surprised*
Heh, I guess I act too childish already.. Not man enough for my age. But anyway, I suppose these 2 are the weirdest questions I've been asked before. Lol.. Till next time..
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