Sunday, July 08, 2007
Someone Else's Theory
First and foremost, before I go into this post's main topic, I must first say.. OMG!! Some stranger who read my blog actually complimented it!! (I'm assuming you're a stranger, because I don't really remember anyone I know who goes by the name of Tony. The closest I know is my primary school friend called Duoni. If I'm mistaken, please let me know. Haha..) I feel so flattered! Though I'd rather you make my stomach flatter. The 6-packs of Milo and Vitasoy I've been buying from NTUC doesn't seem to be helping.
So anyway, as a follow-up to my own law, I've decided to post someone else's theory. But the thing is, I don't remember who told it to me. But I find that it's quite true. And I suppose I shall not come up with any name for it, since it's not my own theory.
Well anyway, his theory states that things only become dirty after they come out of our bodies. For example, shitting. Before the shit comes out of our bodies, we don't really think of it as disgusting. It's only after the shit comes out that it's considered dirty. The same thing with pee. And saliva too, though to a much lesser extent. And vomit. Who would actually think that stomach acid mixed with food would be disgusting? Not unless it's out of our bodies. And nose dirt. Though I won't exactly say it's very clean while it's in our nose, at least it doesn't bother us until it's out. Sort of. And of course, we mustn't forget semen. Yes, it's a very.. crucial component for human survival. Though I must say, I don't think it's something very.. nice (I don't know what other word to use) to have outside the body. And don't start me talking about semen in the mouth.. Maybe it's good in the vagina, but.. Okay I think I should stop. Enough of examples for this theory. I must say, I find it to be very true.
Well anyway, today is Yiwen's birthday! But I haven't wished her happy birthday yet. I like to be the last person to wish people happy birthday. Last time, I used to like to be the first. But then i realized many people like to snatch to be first, so I might end up being 2nd, 3rd, or so on. And I should let cj have the priority. So anyway, I figured it's easier to be the last. Easier for people to remember too. And I can also surprise people, and make them think I forgot their birthday. I think I shall call her at around 11.30pm (Yes, I shall NOT use the form 2330. Civilian conversion course, here I come!) to wish her. Hope she won't be asleep by then. And I hope she won't have read this before I wish her.
Well anyway, there's still stuff I want to blog about. But I guess I'll leave them for the next entry. Most probably tomorrow. I'm supposed to be having an off-in-lieu tomorrow, but because of NDP, I'll need to go down to the Marina area again in the morning. But for now, I shall go and watch the 200 Pound Beauty DVD I just rented. Watched it halfway in the mess, but was unable to finish watching it because of.. Yes, NDP!! ARGH!! Made me waste $4 just to rent it on my own. Oh wells.. One more month and it's over..
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So anyway, as a follow-up to my own law, I've decided to post someone else's theory. But the thing is, I don't remember who told it to me. But I find that it's quite true. And I suppose I shall not come up with any name for it, since it's not my own theory.
Well anyway, his theory states that things only become dirty after they come out of our bodies. For example, shitting. Before the shit comes out of our bodies, we don't really think of it as disgusting. It's only after the shit comes out that it's considered dirty. The same thing with pee. And saliva too, though to a much lesser extent. And vomit. Who would actually think that stomach acid mixed with food would be disgusting? Not unless it's out of our bodies. And nose dirt. Though I won't exactly say it's very clean while it's in our nose, at least it doesn't bother us until it's out. Sort of. And of course, we mustn't forget semen. Yes, it's a very.. crucial component for human survival. Though I must say, I don't think it's something very.. nice (I don't know what other word to use) to have outside the body. And don't start me talking about semen in the mouth.. Maybe it's good in the vagina, but.. Okay I think I should stop. Enough of examples for this theory. I must say, I find it to be very true.
Well anyway, today is Yiwen's birthday! But I haven't wished her happy birthday yet. I like to be the last person to wish people happy birthday. Last time, I used to like to be the first. But then i realized many people like to snatch to be first, so I might end up being 2nd, 3rd, or so on. And I should let cj have the priority. So anyway, I figured it's easier to be the last. Easier for people to remember too. And I can also surprise people, and make them think I forgot their birthday. I think I shall call her at around 11.30pm (Yes, I shall NOT use the form 2330. Civilian conversion course, here I come!) to wish her. Hope she won't be asleep by then. And I hope she won't have read this before I wish her.
Well anyway, there's still stuff I want to blog about. But I guess I'll leave them for the next entry. Most probably tomorrow. I'm supposed to be having an off-in-lieu tomorrow, but because of NDP, I'll need to go down to the Marina area again in the morning. But for now, I shall go and watch the 200 Pound Beauty DVD I just rented. Watched it halfway in the mess, but was unable to finish watching it because of.. Yes, NDP!! ARGH!! Made me waste $4 just to rent it on my own. Oh wells.. One more month and it's over..
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